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Before and After Marriage


Before  -  You take my breath away
After  -  I feel like I'm suffocating

Before  -  Twice a night
After  -  Twice a month

Before  -  She loves the way I take control of a Situation
After  -  She called me a controlling, manipulative, egomaniac

Before  -  Ricky & Lucy
After  -  Fred & Ethel

Before  -  Saturday Night Live
After  -  Monday Night Football

Before  -  He makes me feel like a million dollars
After  -  If I had a dime for every stupid thing he's done...

Before  -  Don't Stop
After  -  Don't Start

Before  -  The Sound of Music
After  -  The Sound of Silence

Before  -  Is that all you are eating?
After  -  Maybe you should just have a salad, honey

Before  -  Wheel of Fortune
After  -  Jeopardy

Before  -  It's like living a dream
After  -  It's a nightmare

Before  -  $60 / dozen
After  -  $1.50 / stem

Before  -  Turbocharged
After  -  Needs a jump-start

Before  -  We agree on everything!
After  -  Doesn't she have a mind of her own?

Before  -  Victoria's Secret
After  -  Fruit of the Loom

Before  -  Feathers & handcuffs
After  -  Ball and chain

Before  -  Idol
After  -  Idle

Before  -  He's lost without me
After  -  Why can't he ask for directions?

Before  -  When together, time stands still
After  -  This relationship is going nowhere

Before  -  Croissant and cappuccino
After  -  Bagels and instant coffee

Before  -  Oysters
After  -  Fish sticks

Before  -  I can hardly believe we found each other
After  -  How the hell did I end up with someone like you?

Before  -  Romeo and Juliet
After  -  Bill and Hillary


Men, Don’t let this happen to your relationship…

Nail it down... before it’s too late!