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Before and After Marriage
take my breath away
After - I feel like I'm suffocating
Before - Twice a night
After - Twice a month
Before - She loves the way I take control of a Situation
After - She called me a controlling, manipulative, egomaniac
Before - Ricky & Lucy
After - Fred & Ethel
Before - Saturday Night Live
After - Monday Night Football
Before - He makes me feel like a million dollars
After - If I had a dime for every stupid thing he's done...
Before - Don't Stop
After - Don't Start
Before - The Sound of Music
After - The Sound of Silence
Before - Is that all you are eating?
After - Maybe you should just have a salad, honey
Before - Wheel of Fortune
After - Jeopardy
Before - It's like living a dream
After - It's a nightmare
Before - $60 / dozen
After - $1.50 / stem
Before - Turbocharged
After - Needs a jump-start
Before - We agree on everything!
After - Doesn't she have a mind of her own?
Before - Victoria's Secret
After - Fruit of the Loom
Before - Feathers & handcuffs
After - Ball and chain
Before - Idol
After - Idle
Before - He's lost without me
After - Why can't he ask for directions?
Before - When together, time stands still
After - This relationship is going nowhere
Before - Croissant and cappuccino
After - Bagels and instant coffee
Before - Oysters
After - Fish sticks
Before - I can hardly believe we found each other
After - How the hell did I end up with someone like you?
Before - Romeo and Juliet
After - Bill and Hillary
Men, Don’t let this happen to your relationship…
Nail it down... before it’s too late!