Feb 2006 Winners Joke
Submitted by Gary & Pam of
Cheerleading, tumbling
lessons & camps since age 3: $30,000
Annual cost of
attending USC: $50,000
Annual cost for
staying just the right shade of blonde: $10,000
Cheering when the other
team scores: Priceless
THE SMART BLONDE
A trucker came into a truck stop cafe
and placed his order. He said, "I
want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.”
The brand new blonde waitress, not
wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, "This
guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of
running boards. What does he think this
place is an auto parts store?"
"No," the cook said. "Three
flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up,
and running boards are 2 slices of crisp bacon.
"Oh, OK!" said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then
spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.
The trucker asked, "What are the
beans for Blondie?” She replied, "I
thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running
boards, you might as well gas up.”
