Big Fly Hunter


A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.


“What are you doing?”  She asked.


“Hunting Flies.”  He responded.


“Oh.  Killing any?”  She asked.


“Yep, 3 males, 2 females,” he replied.


Intrigued, she asked“How can you tell?”


He responded, “3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.”