Q. What do you get when an L.A. cow is caught in an earthquake?
A. A Milk Shake and another TV commercial.

Q. What did the L.A. gang member say when the houses fell on him during the big earthquake?
A. "Get off me, homies."

Q. What did one mountain say to the other mountain after the earthquake?
A: "It wasn't my fault!"

Q. What do you get when you cross a cake with an earthquake in Hawaii?
A. A Pineapple Upside-down cake!

Just after the earthquake a friend of mine put on his answering machine:
"Hi, this is Jeff. We can't get to the phone right now because we were killed
in the Earthquake. Tragic, isn't it? But, leave a message anyway,
someone is sure to get it eventually."