All About Adam

 

Wandering dejectedly in The Garden of Eden, Eve told God,  “I’m lonely, and I’m tired of eating apples by myself.”

 

“Okay,” God said, “I’ll create a man for you.

 

Eve said,  “A Man!  What’s that?”

 

"He’s a creature with aggressive tendencies and an enormous ego.  He won’t listen very well, he’ll get lost easily, but never stop to ask for directions.  However, he is big and strong, he can open jars and hunt animals.  And, he’ll be fun in bed.” said God.

 

“Sounds Great!” said Eve.

 

“Oh, and one more thing,”  God said.  “He will want to believe that I made . . . HIM . . . first.”

 

 

 

 

 

funny cartoon of the snake in the garden of eden as a boy selling cheaply priced apples at a stand

MISTAKES ADAM & EVE MADE IN THE

GARDEN OF EDEN:

 

 

 

 

 

 

a)

They trusted the snake.

 

 

b)

They ate the forbidden fruit.

 

c)

They mistook Poison Ivy for fig leaves.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Little Johnny is in Sunday School learning about Adam and Eve, and how God took a rib from Adam and then made Eve. Later in the week little Johnny is laying on the couch.

 

  His mother says to him, "Johnny what's the matter, you look a little ill. " Johnny replies, "I have a pain in my side. . . . I think I'm going to have a wife!"

 

 

 

And God created Woman. And she was good. She had two arms, two legs, and three breasts. And God asked woman what she would like to have changed about herself, and she asked for her middle breast to be removed. And it was good. She stood with her third breast in her hand and asked God what should be done with the useless boob. So then, God created Man.