A Doctors Point
of View
A Japanese
doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that
we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him out looking
for work in six weeks."
A German doctor says, "That is nothing. We can take a lung out of
one person, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in four weeks."
A British doctor says, "In my country medicine is so advanced that
we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have both
of them out looking for work in two weeks."
The American doctor, not to be outdone, interjected, "You guys are way
behind. We are about to take a woman
with no brains, send her to Washington where she
will become President, and then half the country will be out looking for work."
A Hill-Billy is a Scary Thing!
