May 2007 Winner Joke

Submitted by

Kaye of Vallejo

Who Said Church Isn’t Fun!

How to tell if a Catholic is driving too fast


Jewish Olympic Swimmer

Yes, Church can be hilarious!

These speak for themselves…

The Woodpecker Might have to go!

Everything I need to know about life,

I learned from Noah's Ark…

One : Don't miss the boat.
Two : Remember that we are all in the same boat.
Three : Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.
Four : Stay fit When you're 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.
Five : Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.
Six : Build your future on high ground.
Seven : For safety's sake, travel in pairs.
Eight :   Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.
Nine : When you're stressed, float a while.
Ten : Remember, the Ark  was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.
Eleven : No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a rainbow waiting . . . Pass this along and make someone else smile today!