May 2007 Winner Joke

Submitted by

Kaye of Vallejo




 Who Said Church Isn’t Fun!


How to tell if a Catholic is driving too fast

Jewish Olympic Swimmer


Yes, Church can be hilarious! 



These speak for themselves…


The Woodpecker Might have to go!





Everything I need to know about life,

I learned from Noah's Ark

One :     Don't miss the boat.
Two :     Remember that we are all in the same boat.
Three :  Plan ahead.  It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.
Four :    Stay fit When you're 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.
Five :     Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.
Six :       Build your future on high ground.
Seven :  For safety's sake, travel in pairs.
Eight :   Speed isn't always an advantage.  The snails were on board with the cheetahs.
Nine :     When you're stressed, float a while.
Ten :      Remember, the Ark  was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.
Eleven : No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a rainbow waiting . . . Pass this along and make someone else smile today!