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Merry Christmas Fun

Very Merry Christmas Light Show
Exotic Seasonal Dish - "Santa Toad's Wild Rice Ride"
Remaking the Doo Wop at Christmas - Many Thanks to Rosalie
Move to the North Pole for Fun with Santa, Mrs. Claus & the Elves
Evoking the 5th - Mens Gifts Rejected AGAIN ! . . . Thanks Again Mike!
Romantic ... A One Horse Open Sleigh Ride
Remember Your 1st Mistletoe Experience?
You Just Got to believe . . . Is Santa Claus Real?
Christmas Band - The Santa's - Turn up your Sound!
Holiday with the Perfect Couple - Turn up your Sound!
Reindeer & Elves - 12 Days of Christmas - A JibJab Favorite
IT'S FLU SEASON - Honorable Mention by Tracy, Vallejo, CA
Season's Greetings! - Honorable Mention by Rani, Aurora, CO
The Christmas Story . . . . . The Reason for the Season
Merry Christmas - Turn up your Sound!
All the other Reindeers Used to call him names! - Turn up your Sound!
Santa Claus Sings - A JibJab Favorite


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