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Happy New Years & Winter Jokes

* * * Enjoy this Video Recap of 2008! - Thanks Mike
Winter Olympic Games Begin - PLAY "The Penguins Away" GAME
IT'S FLU SEASON - Honorable Mention by Tracy, Vallejo, CA
New Year's Resolution Week - Facts
The New Year's Trivia Quiz
EZ 2 Do Tax Form - Honorable Mention by Reina, San Pablo, CA
Raking & Scraping of Winter

Spring Jokes

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Peaceful Reflections of Spring
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Going to Church can be Fun!

Summer Jokes

Soaring Sky High - Many Thanks to Dent . . . . (Be Patient for Opening Files)
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Eewww! . . . . Glen Cove Mike redefines having an Ice Cold Beer
Red Neck Summer - June 2006 WINNER by Ron, Benicia, CA

4th of July Jokes

Steve's Good Find . . . "Please Press 1 for English"
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Let's have some fun!
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Labor Day Jokes

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Remembering what it's all about . . . A Man's Toolbox
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Fall Jokes

Awesome Pumpkin Faces . . . Special Thanks to Kelsey
Unbelievers Beware . . . . A Ghostly Car Advertisement
Try your Hand at Pumpkin Carving . . . Honorable Mention by Benicia Mike
U want to play ? . . . Halloween Bowling Thanks Dennis!
Myyy !!! . . . Believe what you SEE! . . . Thanks to Noel & Steve
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ThanksGiving Jokes

ThanksGiving Prayer . . . and . . . Favorite Recipes for a Grand Meal
Hey . . . It's time to EAT
A Pregnant Turkey? Many Thanks to Pam, McKinleyville, CA
No Joke . . . . . Give Thanks for our Freedom at their Sacrifices!
K-9 & Felines on ThanksGiving Day, Hon Mention by Bruce of Martinez
Sooo . . . It's Turkey Day
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Merry Christmas Fun

Very Merry Christmas Light Show
Exotic Seasonal Dish - "Santa Toad's Wild Rice Ride"
Remaking the Doo Wop at Christmas - Many Thanks to Rosalie
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Move to the North Pole for Fun with Santa, Mrs. Claus & the Elves
Evoking the 5th - Mens Gifts Rejected AGAIN ! . . . Thanks Again Mike!
Romantic ... A One Horse Open Sleigh Ride
Remember Your 1st Mistletoe Experience?
You Just Got to believe . . . Is Santa Claus Real?
Christmas Band - The Santa's - Turn up your Sound!
Holiday with the Perfect Couple - Turn up your Sound!
Reindeer & Elves - 12 Days of Christmas - A JibJab Favorite
IT'S FLU SEASON - Honorable Mention by Tracy, Vallejo, CA
Season's Greetings! - Honorable Mention by Rani, Aurora, CO
The Christmas Story . . . . . The Reason for the Season
Merry Christmas - Turn up your Sound!
All the other Reindeers Used to call him names! - Turn up your Sound!
Santa Claus Sings - A JibJab Favorite

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